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  • dovesndecay:

    dovesndecay:

    I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we’re planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

    Me, fumbling to swap it out: “OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!”

    The librarian: “It’s all good, I just assumed it was a flex.”

    #did the exact opposite of this the other day when I handed the cashier at a book store my library card instead of my credit card#and we both just stared at in confusion for a solid 15 seconds before I went oh fuck I can’t use that here#and she said ‘oh I’m glad that was unintentional bc I thought I was gonna have to explain some hard truths about bookstores to you’ fhshsgag via @formereldestdaughter

    we are the same, u and i.

    (via storiesaremylife)

    • 2 days ago
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  • thetreeofliberty:

    iceslushii:

    beacon-lamp:

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    hello beloveds ☺️

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    made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

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    You are appreciated

    (via pansexualkiba)

    • 2 days ago
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  • qweaenr:

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    MY HERO ACADEMIA - League of Villains

    • 3 days ago
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  • niceforearmsnicerstaff:

    tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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    (via willow404)

    • 3 days ago
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  • piedude:

    famouspainterwombat:

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    (via paradoxpenrose)

    • 1 week ago
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  • assignedmale:

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    (via pansexualkiba)

    • 1 week ago
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  • onesidedradiostatic:

    vox may be inciting a war but alastor is out here inciting a divorce

    • 1 week ago
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  • shegottosayit:

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    34 and ready to score!

    (via drmochalatte)

    • 1 week ago
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  • grandpajoebucket:

    spiralfucker:

    They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

    Cheer up charlie

    (via amberstarangelle)

    • 4 weeks ago
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  • podcastwizard:

    some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

    • 1 month ago
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